Everything and I mean EVERYTHING in this picture disappoints me
Everything and I mean EVERYTHING in this picture disappoints me
by coolboy12345677
39 Comments
elmartin93
I’m getting dehydrated just looking at it
DeeJudanne
how are you even supposed to eat that?
HookedOnPhonixDog
I want to throw a pokeball at it.
Dr_Griller
If severe constipation had a physical form.
alex_quine
Is that a chocolate cake in the middle?
Goobie-Goobie
Don’t know about you, but i would kill that lettuce, tomato, onion.
jeancv8
Wtf is this shit
Nemoralis99
This thing could’ve sustained a medieval English village for a month.
TyzTornalyer
I don’t even know what I’m looking at. What’s the… meat… thing? a weird meatloaf? a turtle shell? a mammoth dung?
PoopTransplant
If I can’t fit my mouth around the lettuce section, you know you fucked up.
ike_tyson
Does it come with a Trash Can of soda? It looks dry.
sandyflip1313
“Dry” comes to mind.
Lame_usernames_left
That’s OBVIOUSLY a Mondo Burger
branklins
🎂
Trainnerd3985
Giant cheese burgers need to be wide not tall so you can just cut them like a cake I hate placed that do this
NewBromance
This looks awful even before you realise it’s shoved full of toothpicks to hold it together.
Even if you somehow where able to extend your jaw like a python to eat the damn thing, you’d have an awful time.
I hate having to dismantle burgers to eat them.
Odd-Dimension4372
Finally, a food picture that’s worse than what AI can come up with.
Ok_Inevitable7242
The one onion holding on for dear life 🤣🤣
fat-fuck-loser
Food for a week by the looks of it. Need more veggies though, some fiber to counter all that protein
Terytha
Please, please. As a species we need to stop making tall food. Its hard to eat, impossible to share, and you don’t get a taste of all the ingredients at once which is what makes sandwiches and burgers delicious.
Azair_Blaidd
What is this, a hamburger for giants?
mjohna87
Mondoburger?!?
Trapezoidoid
The secret ingredient? Toothpicks.
jolly2284
snizzrizz
Is it cake?
-chadwreck
look i get the idea here… ha ha, giant cheese burger…
but why not make it like one of those giant paellas?
clearly because the restaurant doesn’t have an 11 food wide cast iron skillet nor a massive fire pit on which to cook it, but even for a party, there is no reasonable way to cut this thing to serve it.
even if you were to use a laser to cut a reasonable slice out of this like a cake, the bun is too tall, the beef is too tall. the toppings are made of toothpicks.
this is just a stupid wasteful, expensive spectacle.
Dry_Spinach_3441
Is that a tire burger?
Fackrid
Ah yes, good old Mallie’s, they actually just closed back in November. They do those huge burgers as publicity stunts mostly, their claim to fame was (and might still be) have the Guinness World Record for the biggest burger, but in reality it was mostly a normal bar and grill with decent food. They MOSTLY kept the big burger stuff on the menu limited to a 10 pound burger which was billed as something for kid’s birthday dinners and they just slice it like a pie, but they basically cook it like a meatloaf so it’s gonna be dry. Their normal burgers were alright though
fireflyx666
It looks like it has a tire instead of a burger or whatever meat that is
TonyAscot
Is it cake?
breakfast_burrito69
I struggle to believe that’s not cake
Slade1009
So that’s where my wheel is…
Mystery1001
Scooby and Shaggy burger?
CliffDraws
I was about to say the cheese doesn’t look too bad, but that got me wondering why it wasn’t melted at all.
39 Comments
I’m getting dehydrated just looking at it
how are you even supposed to eat that?
I want to throw a pokeball at it.
If severe constipation had a physical form.
Is that a chocolate cake in the middle?
Don’t know about you, but i would kill that lettuce, tomato, onion.
Wtf is this shit
This thing could’ve sustained a medieval English village for a month.
I don’t even know what I’m looking at. What’s the… meat… thing? a weird meatloaf? a turtle shell? a mammoth dung?
If I can’t fit my mouth around the lettuce section, you know you fucked up.
Does it come with a Trash Can of soda? It looks dry.
“Dry” comes to mind.
That’s OBVIOUSLY a Mondo Burger
🎂
Giant cheese burgers need to be wide not tall so you can just cut them like a cake I hate placed that do this
This looks awful even before you realise it’s shoved full of toothpicks to hold it together.
Even if you somehow where able to extend your jaw like a python to eat the damn thing, you’d have an awful time.
I hate having to dismantle burgers to eat them.
Finally, a food picture that’s worse than what AI can come up with.
The one onion holding on for dear life 🤣🤣
Food for a week by the looks of it. Need more veggies though, some fiber to counter all that protein
Please, please. As a species we need to stop making tall food. Its hard to eat, impossible to share, and you don’t get a taste of all the ingredients at once which is what makes sandwiches and burgers delicious.
What is this, a hamburger for giants?
Mondoburger?!?
The secret ingredient? Toothpicks.
Is it cake?
look i get the idea here… ha ha, giant cheese burger…
but why not make it like one of those giant paellas?
clearly because the restaurant doesn’t have an 11 food wide cast iron skillet nor a massive fire pit on which to cook it, but even for a party, there is no reasonable way to cut this thing to serve it.
even if you were to use a laser to cut a reasonable slice out of this like a cake, the bun is too tall, the beef is too tall. the toppings are made of toothpicks.
this is just a stupid wasteful, expensive spectacle.
Is that a tire burger?
Ah yes, good old Mallie’s, they actually just closed back in November. They do those huge burgers as publicity stunts mostly, their claim to fame was (and might still be) have the Guinness World Record for the biggest burger, but in reality it was mostly a normal bar and grill with decent food. They MOSTLY kept the big burger stuff on the menu limited to a 10 pound burger which was billed as something for kid’s birthday dinners and they just slice it like a pie, but they basically cook it like a meatloaf so it’s gonna be dry. Their normal burgers were alright though
It looks like it has a tire instead of a burger or whatever meat that is
Is it cake?
I struggle to believe that’s not cake
So that’s where my wheel is…
Scooby and Shaggy burger?
I was about to say the cheese doesn’t look too bad, but that got me wondering why it wasn’t melted at all.
This isn’t even stupid. It’s unethical
No pineapple
It’s like a burnt meatloaf cake.
Biblically accurate krabby patty
Is it cake?